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how I almost burned my house down making an apple tart
Pretty excited about all the apples in the CSA box each week. The only thing is that I am generally the only one (and, on occasion, my son) in my house that eats them. I love apples. I really do. But I can usually only polish off the proverbial one apple per day. So when I receive ten apples in one week’s bounty…well then, that calls for dessert!
Dessert and, if you are unlucky like me, an oven fire.
Yep, you read correctly. As my husband said afterward, glad to know the fire extinguisher works but didn’t think we’d actually ever have to use it. I prepared and baked the tart on a flat cookie sheet. As the butter melted and the juices from the apple started to flow, it dripped (poured really) down into my gas oven. As flames crept out of the side, my shouts to my husband to get the fire extinguisher caused the kids to come running.
The fire was extinguished, the oven turned off, and the tart sat in the oven covered in a layer of thick, gray chemical dust. Slider and front door propped open, the dust-filled smoke billowed out of the house until it dissipated. Before it had even cleared, both kids had spread the drama by texting their friends. I hadn’t even had a chance to swear them to secrecy!
Learn from my lesson. Use a cookie sheet or jelly roll pan with sides to avoid a mess or, worse, a fire hazard.
apple tart
One sheet puff pastry dough
4 firm, tart apples (such as granny smith)
1/2 cup sugar
4 Tbsp cold unsalted butter, diced into small pieces
1/2 cup apricot jelly
2 Tbsp Grand Marnier liquer (you can substitute rum or water, if you don’t want to use alcohol)
Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Line a cookie (with sides!) with parchment paper. Roll out your puff pastry to about 10 x 14 inches. It doesn’t have to be a perfect rectangle. Place the puff pastry on the parchment paper. There are two ways to prepare your apples. First is to cut them in half through the stem and remove the core with a sharp knife. Peel the apples and slice them into thin wedges approximately 1/4 inch thick. The second is to core and section your apples like I did, using one of these. Peel and then slice your sections thin. Starting in the middle of your pastry, lay the apples diagonally in a row from corner to corner, slightly overlapping them. Continue laying the apples diagonally on either side of the center row until you reach the outer edges of the pastry. You may have to cut a few slices of the apple to make it fit in the corner. Sprinkle the 1/2 cup of sugar over the apples and dot with the diced butter.
Bake for 45-60 minutes, until the pastry is brown and the edges of the apples begin to brown, rotating the pan halfway through during baking. Remove from oven. Heat apricot jelly with 2 Tbsp Grand Marnier until thin. Brush the entire tart with this mixture. Allow to cool and serve warm or at room temperature.
Plum Almond Tart
This week at the CSA we got more plums. I don’t really like plums….. I can’t eat them raw because they make my throat itchy and I hate peeling them and cutting them. But I persevered and made this yummy dessert, so you can too!
Plum-Almond Tart
Adapted from Bon Appetit, October 1998
Makes 1 9-inch tart or 8 4-inch mini-tartlets
For crust
1 cup all purpose flour
1 tablespoon sugar
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup (1 stick) chilled unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
2 tablespoons ice water
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
For filling
1/3 cup whole almonds (about 2 ounces)
1/3 cup sugar
1 large egg
3 tablespoons unsalted butter, room temperature
4 teaspoons framboise (raspberry liqueur) or brandy
12 ounces ripe red-skinned plums, pitted, cut into 3/4-inch-thick wedges
1/4 cup red currant jelly
Whipped cream (optional)
Make crust:
Preheat oven to 375°F. Combine first 3 ingredients in processor. Using on/off turns, cut in butter until mixture resembles coarse meal. Mix 2 tablespoons ice water and vanilla in small bowl. Pour water mixture over dough. Process until moist clumps form.
Gather dough into ball; flatten into disk. Roll out on floured surface to 12-inch round. Transfer to 9-inch-diameter tart pan with removable bottom. Trim overhang to 1/2 inch. Fold overhang in and press, forming double-thick sides. Using fork, pierce dough all over. Freeze 15 minutes.
Bake crust until pale golden, about 30 minutes (crust may shrink slightly). Cool on rack. Maintain oven temperature.
Make filling:
Finely grind almonds with sugar in processor. Add egg, butter and 2 teaspoons framboise. Process until batter forms. Pour filling into crust. Arrange plums atop filling. Bake until plums are tender and filling is golden and set, about 50 minutes.
Melt jelly with remaining 2 teaspoons framboise in heavy small saucepan over medium-low heat. Brush jelly mixture over plums.
Cool tart. Serve at room temperature with whipped cream, if desired.




